I’ll pay you
To take this load off my hands!
The cost of storing
Is more than demand!
So, please, PLEASE,
Jump on this bargain!
Oil is negative
And so are my margins!
oil
4.10.20 – It’s a Good Good Friday
It’s a Good Friday
For Dow and oil.
But not so much
For those looking for spoils.
A splurge on the weekend
At the local pub
Has been abandoned
With a quarantine shrug.
But the Saudis and Russians
Will dance through the night
Even if Mexico
Continues the fight.
89 cent gas
Won’t last much longer.
For now let’s pour a gallon out
And chase it with lager.