Here in Alaska,
We have gold!
And all the fish
You’ve been told
Of in this last frontier.
Do let me be bold:
The best Juneau
Is named after Joe.

Maybe!
But here in Dodge County,
We have it all!
Concerts and beer
And farms that sprawl
Across the county
So let me recall:
The best Juneau
Is named after Paul.

I see,
But here along the Wisconsin River
We have openness:
Pastures to prance through
And general hopefulness
So, gentlemen,
I tell you with solemness:
The BEST Juneau
Is named after Solomon.