Through stuttered stops
and exposed throat
on a bitter Winter day,
the president
took the oath
to serve
and then to say:
Unity! Unity!
We must not be divided.
America must rise and raise
behind our leader,
Joseph Biden.
There’s far to go
and much to gain.
It will be tough—
there is no hiding. But
Tomorrow’s Americans will write:
The States,
They were United.
joe biden
11.6.20 – Election Limerick
The US must choose Trump or Biden
But some states’ ballots be hidin’
Because it’s been three days
And there still is a haze
As to which old white man will reside in
….The White House.
10.16.20 – Da Bait
A hurricane of debate
Rained down on a judge
While the two viewed
To need it most
Hid in town halls
Far apart.
9.18.20 – Football, Debate, and TikTok Hate
Football is back in the NFL,
Quenching a thirst in a sports dry spell.
Big Ten brought back their guns,
Returning football next month.
Trump v. Biden has been floated to Rogan
While the Taylor’s were paid for Breonna’s murder.
All of these things came and they went
Throughout the week that much the time spent
Wondering with whom TikTok would fall
Only to find there’d be no TikTok at all.
5.22.20 – Biden Ain’t Black
He didn’t try to do things he couldn’t.
And promised things he knew he wouldn’t.
His name was Joe Biden
And he was no good at hidin’
His propensity to say things he shouldn’t.
4.9.20 – Bye, Bye Bernie
(To be sung in the tune of Bye, Bye Birdie)
Bye, bye, Bernie
We’re gonna miss you till the end!
Bye, bye, Bernie
Why’d ya have to go suspend?
No more healthcare,
It’s followed you away.
I’ll die, Bernie,
Till we replace Medicaid
I’ll miss the way you rant
About the 1%.
We’re left with Biden
To run for president.
Bye, bye, Bernie,
You were the antidote!
Bye, bye, Bernie.
Guess I’ve wasted my vote
Guess I’ve wasted my vo-o-o-o-ote
Guess I’ve wasted my vote!
This Is Just to Say 