Coming out as a coin,
And now it’s doing just fine.
Gotta gotta go down
Cuz it’s not real at all.
It started out as a kid.
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kid.
It was only kid.
Now I’m buying some more
And she’s calling me mad
While he’s selling his coin
And she’s says it’s a fad
Now they’re going to bit
And my wallet is sick
And it’s all in my head
But she’s buying some doge now
He buys some more doge now
Let me buy
And I just can’t sell, it’s gaining steam
And making the news.
Currency, turning bears into the bulls
Shooting right up to the moon
Heeding Elon’s every word
But it’s just the price I pay
Crypto markets calling me
Coinbase.com I must join
‘Cause I’m Mr. Dogecoin.
Economics
8.3.20 – An Apple Haiku
Apple means business.
It passed Saudi Aramco.
Praise be to Tim Cook.
7.7.20- Take the Money and Run
Six hundred fifty thousand
Businesses borrowed billions of bucks.
Was it strip clubs? Baseball?
Kanye?
Or all the above?
‘Yes’ is the answer!
Because everyone won
(Except the small Black businesses
Who might not survive long).
6.9.20 – Recession
According to econ accountants
A recession had been a-mounting
Since February.
Though most became wary,
One man found treasure in mountains.
5.6.20 – Where’s the Beef
As Task Forces die,
Archangels are born,
and grounded bikes climb,
There’s one question that thorns:
“Where’s the beef?”
Scarce becomes meat
While the spread of disease
Leaves Wendy in need
Of thousands of those square patties.
4.21.20 – Burdensome Black Gold
I’ll pay you
To take this load off my hands!
The cost of storing
Is more than demand!
So, please, PLEASE,
Jump on this bargain!
Oil is negative
And so are my margins!