“Land of 10,000 Lakes.”
Psh. Give me a break.
I’m here in Oneida
And I can’t even hide
From all the water:
Rivers (filled with otters),
Lakes, Creeks, Ponds
(Of which I’m particularly fond),
Oceans, seemingly!
I say that gleamingly,
Because there are just Great Lakes
That don’t seem to break
Even here, all the way outta
The way, in Oneida.