(To be sung in the tune of Bye, Bye Birdie)

Bye, bye, Bernie
We’re gonna miss you till the end!
Bye, bye, Bernie
Why’d ya have to go suspend?

No more healthcare,
It’s followed you away.
I’ll die, Bernie,
Till we replace Medicaid

I’ll miss the way you rant
About the 1%.
We’re left with Biden
To run for president.

Bye, bye, Bernie,
You were the antidote!
Bye, bye, Bernie.
Guess I’ve wasted my vote
Guess I’ve wasted my vo-o-o-o-ote
Guess I’ve wasted my vote!